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YoderCams XIC

2009

 

"Don't buy those cheap-a$$ 200 dollar cameras, you need the YoderCam XIC!....Just one man's opinion..."  
j. yoder, president


User Comments

Roscoe - "Dang! That is wild! but I bet Bar2 cant program it."

JohnnyDeerHunter - "Unbelievable!"

Inspector - "I love the security!"

Bluesman - "I want 10!!"

g-hoot - "I have a home brew kit similar to this!"

Bee Busy - "This cam is better than a Scoutguard!"

Beards & spurs - "Very good price"

VaDan - "Easier to program than Predator"

Bar2Hunter - "I love mine but Roscoe programs it for me!"

WildViewWeb - "This camera will be a hot new seller!"

HCO_Sales - "This camera is not manufactured by BMC!"

cwensk - "I cant afford one now, I'm savin up for my daughters wedding, but there's always 2nd mortgages!"

blackhillsdave - "I could buy 4200 WildViews for that...hmmm"

peter nap - "this could provide the market stimulus this country needs right now"

YoderLabs

YoderCam XIC Review                        01/30/2009

"Help - I need a camera that can do everything..."
       
(quote: anonymous forum user)

We see the above question over and over on our forum as novices seek out a camera that does everything.  Well folks I believe we have your answer!

The 2009 cameras are mostly still in production but one company likes to be ahead of the pack.  That is YoderCams Limited.  This company has continued to crank out innovative technologies that are sure to break the economy of most 3rd world countries.  We are always surprised at each new product the factory brings out.  This year's entry is called the YoderCam XIC.  From what we understand the XIC stands for Xtremely Important Camera.  This behemoth packs a wallop of supernatural features sure to amaze even the staunchest critics on competing forums.  Forums around the world are sure to be buzzin over this cam.  To begin with, this is a 128mp camera.  Yes folks you heard right.  The photos are huge and this is why Yodercams packs a 60GB internal drive with external hot swappable drives but more on this later.

When UPS dropped off this huge package at my door, I thought my wife had ordered a new washing machine.  It came crated on a wooden pallet and banded with metal strips.  This company does not skimp on proper packaging let me tell you.  I had to call Anthony and get him to come over just to help me move this thing inside.

Inside the box were the camera, mounting bracket and 4 external 1 terrabyte storage drives.  The camera is preconfigured with the optional, revolutionary, anti-theft "shock'em dead" system.  The manual was well written and came in the form of a field ready,  Electronic Book capable of providing instructions in all known languages and a spoken mode for the visually challenged.  This was a nice touch I thought.  A free widescreen laptop is included with every purchase and contains hours of multimedia presentations to train you and your staff on the camera functions.

In the box you will find a certificate signed by the president, j. yoder, guaranteeing satisfaction.  The warranty is an unlimited, no time limit warranty covering every aspect of this system and is transferable to all future  descendants.  YoderCams is highly confident in its product.

In a recent Interview, President J. Yoder said, "Honestly, this is the best camera on the market today.  The MTBF (mean time between failures] is over 10,000 years!  Just one man's opinion..."

  

Programming the camera is a breeze using the 21" wide touch screen "Vista" interface (patented by Microsoft for YoderCams). 

 

There are so many options that these are placed into categories with the new "one touch" selection feature.  One Touch selection modes include but are not limited to:

  • Bird Watching High Sierra
  • Macro - Insects
  • Mountainous Terrain - Antarctica
  • "X-Ray" Nighshot Covert Dormatory Mode
  • Tropical Dense forest - High Humidity
  • Desert Shifting Sands

In a couple of minutes we had this cam up and running and were taking high quality IMAX Plus video of the neighbors down the street.  The next step is getting some sample pictures as there is no point in performing trigger or flash tests.

Camera features, just a small list I put together:

Wireless new technology
Transmits full 128 MP pictures instantly to a distance of 16200 miles line of sight. In the "no line of sight" distances are limited to 6180 miles.
No flash technology
I mean no flash at all, this camera is so good it does not need a flash. Full color pictures at night to a distance of 302 feet with crystal clear no blur resolution.
Internal Storage Up to 60 GB, external storage via hot swappable 1 terabyte drives
Video Resolution 128MP photos (120,000X 100,000) 40 million colors

New IMAX Plus technology - has 120fps full motion video with sound in 2500x1920 res.
PIR Sensor Adjustable to capture a house fly at 600 feet. Multi zone 260 degree coverage.
Camera FOV Full 259 degree wide angle Panorama technology
Trigger Time Extremely fast trigger that takes the picture a full .05 seconds prior to PIR sensing.  Uses the patented Future Predicting "prescient" technology developed at YoderLabs.
Ports & Jacks All known ports and jacks are incorporated into the base mounted slide-out assembly
Power Supply The "Never Change" new state of the art Pinto Bean ion semi wet cell power plant.
Mounting First ever Velcro tree stud mounting
Security
The new Yoder easy track chip is incorporated into every camera. This new technology will covertly give the age, blood type, race, vehicle make, license number, name, social security number, and the number of legal parents of the thief via a high security satellite uplink.

Use the optional anti-theft "shock'em dead" system when you are dang tired of those pesky trespassers.

Operating temperature All
Operating Humidity All
Delay none
Capture Mode All
Video length Unlimited
Price $ 42,000.00 Plus $8000.00 shipping continental US only. Over seas shipping is approximately double.
Dimensions 36"H x 24"W x 16"D
Shipping Weight 62lbs
 

 A look inside the camera:

 

Sample Pictures

 

Macro


 

Panorama

 

We pointed the cam at the sky and got these amazing shots!

The subjects in these shots are over 1/2 mile away!
 
X-Ray Covert mode

 

Thus far, Yodercams has failed to pay the required 29% kick back Chasingame required for this review :((

 

: Note: This is a spoof review.  Any similarity to real products or companies is purely coincidental.  Do not take anything you've read above seriously as it is false. ;)

 


Invisicam
5.28 MP Varifarse flash camera

Invisicam with standard hood and standard strap

invisicam with standard strap only

invisicam with invisistrap and invisihood

2009 YoderCams Invisicam 5.28 MP Varifarse flash camera 02-18-2009

We spend a lot of time scanning the net looking for new stuff that will fit the trail camera industry so we can scam the manufacture into sending us a free sample to review. The Invisicam is manufactured on the small island off California named Co-ed isle. The factory folks were very pleasant to speak with but would not share pictures of their factory or give us any details of their manufacturing process. Because of all this we were reluctant in receiving such a product that we could not see into immediately. After a few days of communications we finally agreed to do the test. The big brown truck dropped of a clear package containing this new camera. Our first impressions were really great. Judging by the way it felt it was very small and thin. The new state of the art liquid battery technology is also incorporated into this camera. The small opening on top of the camera with a clear sliding door is where the liquid is poured into the camera from the supplied 2.5 qt. battery liquid jug. It takes about 3.25 oz. per fill up and this will run the camera about 6 months. This inert clear liquid when it is depleted can just be dumped into the environment without worry of killing very many trees. Then just open up the jug and pour in another 6 months worth. We found that to program this camera it was very difficult without the use of the supplied special set of glasses so you could see what you were doing. Once programmed we had a job trying to find the memory card slot which turned out to be again behind a sliding door and the markings could only be seen with the glasses. There was also several other items in the box and these were the standard strap, standard rain hood, invisistrap and invisihood. Trigger time was also difficult because it is so fast that I could not accurately measure it without wearing the glasses. With the glasses on I could not see the clock so I am just going to say it is pretty darn fast. Flash range tests will have to come later because we wanted to get this thing in the woods to capture at least one sample picture. The invisimanual (read only with the glasses) states that the information bar at the bottom of the picture has a multitude of options that you can pre select, so we just toggled down to the “all” selection and hit enter. The pictures are supposed to be full color day and night and there is also a feature that allows for the capture of those creatures known as invisideer. Invisideer have been recorded many times using the recently released Covert 11 but until now those empty pictures could not fully be appreciated. This camera has brought a new meaning to creative capturing. We hope also to see success in capturing pictures of those invisifox and invisiyotes. I am taking this camera to the woods and get it set up. Hopefully we will be able to provide you with a good sample picture from this camera by sometime tonight. View how well it fits into the environment once it is hung on the tree. We would probably suggest that the use of the standard hood and standard strap be reserved for those cases of trying to capture those illusive pictures of the invisiretardacats. Most invisideer are pretty wary and would probably see anything out of the ordinary in their inviroment, so the invisistrap and hood is a must. The case material is very unusual and when we asked the factory folks about it they said that it is a new process and they call it invisiscent injection molding. This material is designed to never take on any odor of any kind. 

02-19-2009 updateWe were able to get a couple of sample pictures and was pleasantly surprised as to how good they were and the information provided by the pictures. I stuck it back out to get some more pictures and then try the new invisiflik mode that was mentioned in the manual.

 02-20-2009 updateHeaded the old Kawasaki down the trail to retrieve the some sample invisifliks to put on the site but I could not find the camera. I didn’t have time to go around and feelup all the trees in the area so I will have to go back tomorrow and maybe take those glasses with me.

02-29-2009 update#2:  According to the invisimanual they also sell an attractant to coach those wary old critters in front of the camera. This product is sold under the name of invisisalt. I went ahead and ordered 6 of their .05 oz. blocks ($86 a piece) to make sure we have a very good chance of getting the very best out of this camera. The .05 oz. free sample block that came in the camera box was lost when I placed it on the back rack of the old Kawasaki and headed out without putting a bungee over it. If we find that security is a problem we may just go ahead and order the invisilock that is also a product of this company. These are unique because they do not use a key, but are computer programmed to unlock when the users cell phone ring tone is played near the lock. In today’s ringtone market the possibilities are infinite. Chances of someone else having your same ring tone would be nearly impossible unless maybe it was rap in nature. When I find the camera tomorrow I will probably move it to a little safer tree so I won’t be out the expense of having to order the invisilock to secure the camera. I did notice a huge tore up place in the middle of the 4 wheeler trail not far from where I park my trailer that was about 3 feet deep and 8 foot across where some animals had dug up the ground. I think that is where I probably dropped (lost) that sample block of invisisalt that I forgot to tie down on the old Kawasaki.

02-21-2009 update:  Well after spending time to make sure that my little collection of 28 gig cards was spanking clean I again pulled in and parked at the testing area. From the truck seat I could see that I was going to have a problem. That area where the sample block of invisisalt had dropped off the ATV there is now a 8 foot deep hole and a mound of dirt waist high around it. I think that there must be something other than salt in that little cube that probably came in to that island from somewhere in South America. I can no longer get on back into the property using the old Kawasaki. I will have to cut through the thick underbrush on foot. After about three hours of busting brush I arrived at the tree where I thought the camera was. I reached into my back pack and pulled out the glasses and it only took about 30 minutes to find the camera and get the cards changed. There was no indication on the camera that we had captured any pictures, so I was pretty disappointed. On my way back to the truck I figured out that all the animals were probably hanging out at the hole. Well there is always tomorrow. Another 6 hours on foot and maybe I will just bring the camera back and set it up on the hole if it doesn’t get too big. I really don’t know how the deer are getting up out of that deep of a hole. Maybe they are using one of those new invisiladders.

02-23-2000 update:  Had to force myself to take that hike again to get the camera and once I located the camera, I decided to just take it back and put it up on the edge of the new hole that destroyed my only path to the back country. There was a nice strait 8 inch oak about three feet off the edge of the hole so I felt around and hung the camera still using the invisistrap and invisihood. I had to adjust it down because the hole is getting pretty deep. I had to leave early because we were expecting a big storm. Will check it out tomorrow and see if I can finally get a good sample invisiflik. At least tomorrow I will not have to take the whole day just to make the card change. I also stuck a little orange tape on the tree to help me find it tomorrow. I really hate using those glasses.

 

02-23-2009 update:  We had one very serious down pour last night and I had to get down into 4 wheel drive in to old truck, just to get back close to the hole. When I pulled in all I could see was a lake where the hole had been and my favorite oak with the cam on it had fell off into the new pond. 36 degrees and here I am down to my birthday suit neck deep feeling around for the invisicam. Once located, it was about 6 feet deep looking across the pond under water. I managed to get the key into it and get the strap off to where I could examine the camera to see if it was worth saving. First I had to cover my shivering and shaking old bod with some good dry clothes and a couple of coats. Once in the truck and the heater blasting I took an old towel and wiped down what I thought was the outside of the camera and opened it up. It was dry as a bone inside and the indicator said that there was pictures. Slipping and sliding in the mud I made it to the highway and back to the shop and stuck the card into the reader and here is the result.

 

 

02-24-2009 update:  We were going to go ahead and drag this spoof review out but due to lack of interest it is closed.

 

Sample Pictures

Invisideer