YoderCam XIC Review
01/30/2009"Help - I need a camera that
can do everything..."
(quote: anonymous forum user)
We see the above question over and over on our forum
as novices seek out a camera that does everything. Well folks I
believe we have your answer!
The 2009 cameras are mostly still in production but
one company likes to be ahead of the pack. That is YoderCams Limited.
This company has continued to crank out innovative technologies that are
sure to break the economy of most 3rd world countries. We are always
surprised at each new product the factory brings out. This year's
entry is called the YoderCam XIC. From what we understand the
XIC stands for Xtremely Important Camera. This behemoth packs a wallop
of supernatural features sure to amaze even the staunchest critics on
competing forums. Forums around the world are sure to be buzzin over
this cam. To begin with, this is a 128mp camera. Yes folks you
heard right. The photos are huge and this is why Yodercams packs a
60GB internal drive with external hot swappable drives but more on this
later.
When UPS dropped off this huge package at my door, I
thought my wife had ordered a new washing machine. It came crated on a
wooden pallet and banded with metal strips. This company does not
skimp on proper packaging let me tell you. I had to call Anthony and
get him to come over just to help me move this thing inside.
Inside the box were the camera, mounting bracket and 4
external 1 terrabyte storage drives. The camera is preconfigured with
the optional, revolutionary, anti-theft "shock'em dead" system. The
manual was well written and came in the form of a field ready,
Electronic Book capable of providing instructions in all known languages and
a spoken mode for the visually challenged. This was a nice touch I
thought. A free widescreen laptop is included with every purchase and
contains hours of multimedia presentations to train you and your staff on
the camera functions.
In the box you will find a certificate signed by the
president, j. yoder, guaranteeing satisfaction. The warranty is an
unlimited, no time limit warranty covering every aspect of this system and
is transferable to all future descendants. YoderCams is highly
confident in its product.
In a recent Interview, President J. Yoder said,
"Honestly,
this is the best camera on the market today. The MTBF (mean time
between failures] is over 10,000 years!
Just one man's opinion..."

Programming the camera is a breeze using the 21" wide
touch screen "Vista" interface (patented by Microsoft for YoderCams).

There are so many options that these are placed into
categories with the new "one touch" selection feature. One Touch
selection modes include but are not limited to:
- Bird Watching High Sierra
- Macro - Insects
- Mountainous Terrain - Antarctica
- "X-Ray" Nighshot Covert Dormatory Mode
- Tropical Dense forest - High Humidity
- Desert Shifting Sands
In a couple of minutes we had this cam up and running
and were taking high quality IMAX Plus video of the neighbors down the
street. The next step is getting some sample pictures as there is no
point in performing trigger or flash tests.
Camera features, just a small list I put together:
| Wireless new
technology |
Transmits full 128 MP pictures instantly
to a distance of 16200 miles line of sight. In the "no line
of sight" distances are limited to 6180 miles.
|
| No flash
technology |
I mean no flash at all, this camera is so
good it does not need a flash. Full color pictures at night
to a distance of 302 feet with crystal clear no blur
resolution.
|
| Internal
Storage |
Up
to 60 GB, external storage via hot swappable 1 terabyte drives |
| Video
Resolution |
128MP photos (120,000X 100,000) 40 million colors
New IMAX Plus technology - has 120fps full motion video with
sound in 2500x1920 res. |
| PIR Sensor |
Adjustable to capture a house fly at 600 feet. Multi zone 260
degree coverage. |
| Camera FOV |
Full 259 degree wide angle Panorama technology |
| Trigger Time |
Extremely fast trigger that takes the picture a full .05 seconds
prior to PIR sensing. Uses the patented Future Predicting
"prescient" technology developed at YoderLabs. |
| Ports &
Jacks |
All
known ports and jacks are incorporated into the base mounted
slide-out assembly |
| Power Supply |
The
"Never Change" new state of the art Pinto Bean ion semi wet cell
power plant. |
| Mounting |
First ever Velcro tree stud mounting |
| Security |
The new Yoder easy track chip is
incorporated into every camera. This new technology
will covertly give the age, blood type, race, vehicle make,
license number, name, social security number, and the number
of legal parents of the thief via a high security satellite
uplink.Use the optional
anti-theft "shock'em dead" system when you are dang tired of
those pesky trespassers.
|
| Operating
temperature |
All |
| Operating
Humidity |
All |
| Delay |
none |
| Capture Mode |
All |
| Video length |
Unlimited |
| Price
|
$
42,000.00 Plus $8000.00 shipping continental US only. Over seas
shipping is approximately double. |
| Dimensions |
36"H x 24"W x 16"D |
| Shipping Weight |
62lbs |
A look inside the camera:
Thus far, Yodercams has failed to pay the
required 29% kick back Chasingame required for this review :((
